5.25.2008

Is A Quarter Century Long Enough?

Lou Pearlman, the Jabba-like man who cobbled together 'N Sync and the Backstreet Boys out of plastic parts, was sentenced to 25 years in prison for swindling investors and banks for $300 million.

His sentence was light, just like the music he pimped.

1 comment:

Red said...

That is the most beautiful thing I've heard all week. I feel a little bad thinking that, but jail is really not too tough a thing for a man who foisted what I term the "drugstore hell" music upon us. (So called because it's what I would always hear in drugstores when I lived in NYC.)