10.31.2008

Election Day Shocker?

The most amazing thing about this article is that someone in Chapel Hill supports the McCain/Palin ticket.

9-year-old receives shock from political sign.

In college, I was a prankster like this. I must admit, I swiped a Dick Lugar sign out of someone's yard, but it wasn't a political statement. I gave the sign to my preisty friend who is a big fan of Lugar.

I guess I should be thankful that not a lot of electrical engineers live in Rensselaer, IN.

10.08.2008

They Should Counter Sue for Stupidity

I read this a couple of times to make sure that I was reading it right. Turns out, I am:

Woman sues over wrong color dye in box.

This might be more irony than karma, because the blonde was too dumb to get it right, thus proving the jokes correct, but I still think it's karmaic in nature.

At first, Ms. Charlotte, complains that she'll never get her hair back to her natural blonde color now that it's been dyed brown.
Then she says she was using the color to dye her hair blonde.
Ouch, brain hurts...
She says then that she missed out on opportunities that blondes usually get. Like, what, a ride on the Hugh Hefner express? Get a boob job if you want more free stuff.

Or be really smart and dye it red.

10.06.2008

Nazi Schwein

Germany is facing an inexplicable series of attacks by wild boars, whose population has risen 320 percent--more than anywhere else in Europe.

The creatures are wreaking havoc throughout the country; attacking people and pets and digging up corpses.

How this post is Karma-related is uncertain.