11.06.2008

Got Cobwebs? Purify Them away with Fire!

Apparently, a hose or a broom wasn't enough for this guy:

Man sets house on fire with blowtorch.

Note to Mr. Winchell: iron oxide and aluminum mixed together make for an excellent cleanser. Mix it into a wet paste, paint it on, and after it dries, rub glycerol and potassium permanganate on the area to be cleaned. Be sure to stand back and scream, "Oh, the humanity!"

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