I read this a couple of times to make sure that I was reading it right. Turns out, I am:
Woman sues over wrong color dye in box.
This might be more irony than karma, because the blonde was too dumb to get it right, thus proving the jokes correct, but I still think it's karmaic in nature.
At first, Ms. Charlotte, complains that she'll never get her hair back to her natural blonde color now that it's been dyed brown.
Then she says she was using the color to dye her hair blonde.
Ouch, brain hurts...
She says then that she missed out on opportunities that blondes usually get. Like, what, a ride on the Hugh Hefner express? Get a boob job if you want more free stuff.
Or be really smart and dye it red.
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Charlotte Feeney of Stratford says she can never return to her natural blonde hue
I like that her last name is also the name of Cindy Williams' character from Laverne and Shirley, 'cuz this sounds like a plot from that show. How does one claim they can never go back to their regular hair color? Perhaps her hair stopped growing from this horrible ordeal?
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