8.01.2008

Taking Spygate to a Whole New Level

While the upcoming college football season offers promises of weekly updates to the Coaches Poll, here's something that will make sure you never think of the words "coach's" and "poll" the same ever again.

Bill Bellicheck, nefarious fiend of the New England Patriots, who has been accused of taping the Jets defensive signals, walk throughs for the St. Louis Rams, and Giants fans picking their noses in the stands, is apparently caught on tape having sex with a married man's wife. No word on whether the hoodie with the sleeves cut off was seen.

*shudder*

Matt Walsh could not be reached for comment. Probably because he was throwing up.

2 comments:

Rider said...

MJenks: The link's not working in this post and I'm too lazy to Google search the story.

MJenks said...

Too lazy, or do you just fear learning the truth?

The link has been fixed.