7.16.2008

Standing Up for the Little Guy

You want to hear about a Karma-lanche™ waiting to happen? I give you the ex-girlfriend of actor Verne Troyer, who is poised to be smothered by tons of crushing cosmic debris.

After Verne broke off his six-month relationship with Ranae Shrider, the brunette class-act allegedly released a sex tape they made together. Troyer's lawyer (not only does that rhyme but it sounds like a great band name) has been fighting to keep the tape private.

You're really asking for it when you publicly try to humiliate Mini Me and you won't leave his tiny house after he dumped your sorry ass.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'll have to keep that sage wisdom in mind.

MJenks said...

I think the fact that she has a sex tape with Verne Troyer is punishment enough.